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You forgot the "I need to sleep and the post nut nap is a good way to get sleep started option.

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And maybe also, wierdly, the possibility “I need to get up and having a wank seems like a good way to get the systems starting up.”

Either way, they all fall in the category of, what I’ve come to call, the Keine Lust Fap, named so after the Rammstein song. You’re fapping, not because you’re horny, but because of other reasons.

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morning wank always leaves me in a weird head space. Like I’m up but I dont want to do anything

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i just call it “getting the lead out” lol

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TIL that other people enjoy a good post nut sleep too.

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honestly i just kind of figure that’s the natural sleep aid lol, especially if you’re having hanky panky with someone else and there’s some exercise involved

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holy relatable

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