79 points

6 kinds of white - 2 kinds of asian

“Each group must be proprortionately represented”

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“Wide-eyed” and “narrow-eyed” too

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48 points

Right? It’s like this mfer has never heard of cranial measurements.

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13 points

jordan pigpoopballs has just reinvented gerrymandering

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yo what the fuck his brain is completely fried. I thought this was fake so I checked his twitter. What is going on with his new writing style where he only puts a couple words per line? What is this?

"Sneak the truth

boys

you were once

scientists"

and what the fuck is going on here?

"Force

Push

Nudge

What could go wrong?

Sincerely,

Top-down

enthusiasts

feathering their own

beds"

???

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Benzo High-ku

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Clearly

you aren’t

a fan

of poetry,

loser

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you are one

amusing

bastard

(he said that one to elon lmao)

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But yeah, the man’s brain is a bowl of chunky stew at this point

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Rupi Kaur for incels

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SMDH my dick head, he must have pulled one too many shifts at the Chinese dick-sucking factory

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22 points

I bet this is what it’s like to be in a text chain with him.

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21 points

@coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net I think you are being catfished by doctor peterson

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20 points

I’m going to bust raw in him and make a synthesis baby

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4 points

do you have a link to the second one? wanna send it to a friend who’s thinking about making their own mattress.

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Hmm, I wonder where he got “Trinary” from 🤔 Where did he get the idea that race is three separate and distinct groups

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Black, White and Other

Just like we’ve been saying this entire time right guys?

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27 points

(The soviet hmm is a link btw.)

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25 points

Oh, I’m on my phone so it never even occurred to click it

Also, yeah, of course he would go for the disproven eugenics shit

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holy shit nice catch, that’s some advanced race theory right there. so that’s why ukrainians insist on calling russians as “mongols”, it all makes sense.

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17 points

Click the soviet hmm emoji.

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48 points

This list is missing HAM SANDWICH

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Semenine has fallen, billions of ham sandwich men must be grilled

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Jordan, Jordan are you okay?

Someone check if he had a stroke

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Seriously, I wonder if he’s relapsed with the benzos

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33 points

Browsing r/researchchemicals, r/drugs etc you see stuff with a similar vibe, barred out people believing they’re 100% sober posting barely readable nonsense

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I’ve seen many of these; they resulted in me developing a healthy fear of benzos

So many of these stories end with these people ending up in hospital or jail, and with no memory of how

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Or if the shady induced-coma procedure he underwent to kick them off last time didn’t leave him with brain damage

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The only thing that could convince me that he didn’t sustain significant brain damage after that is an actual medical analysis that proves otherwise.

Dude has never been the same, not that he was much better before. These are definitely the ramblings of a brain damaged, enabled pseudo-intellectual Right-winger.

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It wouldn’t surprise me!

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26 points

He has literal brain damage, must be a soup by now.

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16 points

no, he is not okay

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