36 points

Yesterday I got called by my dentist, my cat’s vet, an apartment I had emailed inquiring for an interview. All within 5 minutes of each other! Talk about anxiety overload.

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it’s either 3 things at the same time or nothing for 4 hours

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One time at work I had five different people at my cubicle all trying to talk to me at the same time.

I’ve blocked out what happened next.

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4 points

I’ve blocked out what happened next.

That sounds ominous.

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I probably just had a mini meltdown while my manager ran crowd control.

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Not going to lie, still not helping the ominous vibes here.

Makes note, do not make @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world angry.

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Does everyone have this one friend, who instead of typing out one message, splits their thoughts into 6-32 smaller messages sent in quick succession?

Also, I wish there was a way to throttle or debounce notifications on my phone.

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11 points

I used to be that friend, then I stopped.

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7 points

I genuinely like this about you now

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4 points

Thanks, that’ll give me a bit of a pep in my step!

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6 points

I don’t know why in 2023 we still can’t debounce notifications. It should be simple to say if I get 3 messages in the same conversation in 120 seconds, silence the conversation for an hour.

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And people like you wonder why you have no friends lmao.

“If my friends message me too much, silence them for an hour”.

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I’m in group chats that often devolve into 2-3 talking about something between themselves. While I’m busy with other things I’m not interested in being distracted every single time something is said because I think the notification might be something that requires attention. Once I have some free time I may be interested in going back to see what was said, but if I know they’re going off and I don’t want to hear about it at the moment I’d like the conversation to automatically mute for a short period of time.

The assumption is that by that point I am aware of the messages and have chosen to ignore them for the time being. There is no need to notify me because I’ve already been notified

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2 points

What do you mean, “people like you”?

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6 points

“Hey, guess what, I got free text messages now.”

3 days later I contemplate blocking them.

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3 points

I do it right back to them

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1 point

Oops. I’ve b come that person.

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19 points

The whole point of text messages are that they are asynchronous - you don’t actually have to answer them right away, take your time.

Anyone in need of an immediate answer should choose a synchronous mode of communication.

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To add to that: Configure your notifications. Anything that isn’t urgent doesn’t need to vibrate or make a sound. It can just sit there until you look at your phone. Also, use do not disturb for things like work.

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5 points

It’s funny how I can recognize other programmers just from how they speak lol

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