cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/2218175

That fluoride makes people stupid.

That humans only contribute like 0.2% of greenhouse gases and have no impact in climate change.

That petroleum is a natural renewable mode of transportation that doesn’t come from dinasaurs

And that science is not reliable because people just say “trust the science” but get made when you “question the science” and that he doesn’t trust what he can’t replicate

And that NASA just lies and was founded by NAZIs so they just do nothing and collect government money

What is crazy to me is that this guy is great at his job and has got me unstuck from coding related problems several times. Yet, he believes in all these conspiracies đŸ˜”

I considered this guy to be smart and yet he gave me this ackward conspiracy info dump session

25 points

And that NASA just lies and was founded by NAZIs so they just do nothing and collect government money

He gets partial credit for this one

That petroleum is a natural renewable mode of transportation that doesn’t come from dinasaurs

Also partial credit, oil is plant material, and if you disregard human scales of time oil does fit into the carbon cycle

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16 points

I vaguely remember reading something about how oil probably won’t form again, because things evolved that’ll just decompose the plants too quickly.

Did I invent this inside my brain?

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20 points

That’s coal iirc, formed mostly by the time between when trees evolved and when microbes evolved that could break down wood.

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8 points
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Makes sense enough to me, it was a pretty vague memory so it’s absolutely possible I just mixed up coal and oil.

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9 points

Wherever you read that was wrong, most of our oil is found in rock layers dating back to the mezozoic

What oil needs to form is decomposition in an low oxygen environment while surrounded by non-permeable rock (normally salt)

An algae bloom in a shallow sea or salt water lake could fill those conditions.

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15 points

If you’re gonna use that argument to say oil is renewable we might as well say every energy source is net zero emissions because the heat death of the universe will eventually consume us all.

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7 points

I think this QAnon person got a bit mixed up on this. It’s an old idea from Young Earth Creationism that oil can’t have come old plant material because the earth is only 6,000 years old, not enough time to form oil. Just got it mixed up with the idea that dinosaurs walked on the earth until 4,000 years ago when Noah’s flood happened.

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24 points

Code monkeys are never smart, they just code.

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That’s not true, we also know how to copy and paste

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19 points

In my experience people with these sorts of ideas can’t stop themselves once they get going, they have to just air out all the weird stuff they believe. I have traditionally ‘aryan’ coded features and a guy at work just started going off about how (((they))) are controlling everything and trying to extinguish us and none of our not-white coworkers have souls (???) and theres a race war coming and look at these tens of thousands of dollars in weaponry I have at my home and so on.

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White men go wild when they’re talking to only other white men

I’ve heard shit that made my hair curl

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That’s the weird thing though, our workplace is overwhelmingly not white. It was like a weird solidarity thing for him to have another to conspire with. And he evidently got along fine with everyone else, I guess he kept the racist shit to himself most of the time.

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17 points

Crazy how that works! That he is able to be nice to people while plotting to kill them in the future.

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13 points

have also heard some insane stuff due to this.

Worse of all is that I’ve pushed back and instead of them getting mad they play it off as a joke.

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Yeah my weirdo was very confused when I tried to shut the conversation down by identifying with communism, but he kept going. It was only when he found out that I was a race traitor that he gave up trying to convince me (one of many times my partner has been instrumental in shutting down CHUDs).

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8 points

Yup seen people try to push back on the racist bullshit on work sites.

And that’s how you get the nickname nr lover or ft, which you will be addressed as very regularly.

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god damn I go through this once in a blue moon. I don’t even look like a white dude that would be interested in shit like that, since I’m visibly an asian dude lmfao. I do have a germanish last name however and some of the shit people have said to me has made me want to change it sometimes.

Just as an example, when I was in the hospital once, I had this guy telling me about how I need to be the sword and shield against the beast (aka jews) and that I need to visit the homeland once more. I had to do one of those defensive smile and nod / half pay attention maneuvers just to feel safe.

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A staff person at the hospital? Or just like, a guy in the waiting room?

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oh it was the guy I had to share a room with for like 2-3 days.

I’m pretty sure I said “maybe I’ll take a trip one of these days” like five separate times. Just bizzare shit.

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I have traditionally ‘aryan’ coded features

you’re Punjabi?

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6 points

Unfortunately no, aryan of the variety.

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17 points

That petroleum is a natural renewable mode of transportation that doesn’t come from dinasaurs

I’ve always wanted to tell someone who says shit like this that it’s actually a deep state misinformation to maintain the petro-dollar

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15 points

I had an electrical engineer who works in semiconductors tell me that Bill Gates was putting chips in the vaccine. I was so stunned I couldn’t make a coherent response.

Engineer-brains can come up with the stupidest shit. Like, of course you could make a chip small enough to do that, but the real questions they didn’t ask themselves were: “Why?” “For what purpose?” “What features would a chip that small even have?” “How far away could you be and reliably communicate with something that small attenuated by inconsistent depths of soft tissue?”

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19 points

New conspiracy theory: Bill Gates created the microchips-in-the-vaccine conspiracy theory so when you google “bill gates vaccine” you get that instead of his patent shenanigans.

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11 points

That’s just true, though

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