59 points
I saw a wolf today!
Where?
No, the regular kind.
6 points
44 points
I disagree, my goal is to get her to groan. When she rolls her eyes and leaves the room I know I’ve done a good job
27 points
0 points
30 points
If ladies didn’t like Dad jokes, it’d be called bachelor jokes.
25 points
My wife yesterday said if we watched forest gump she’d get sad, and I responded “You mean you’d be down in the gumps?” She is still laughing about it randomly.
16 points
My wife usually just groans or tells me to shut up lol
8 points
6 points
