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My wife yesterday said if we watched forest gump she’d get sad, and I responded “You mean you’d be down in the gumps?” She is still laughing about it randomly.

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I told mine the justice/justwater joke from this channel. she chuckled

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I disagree, my goal is to get her to groan. When she rolls her eyes and leaves the room I know I’ve done a good job

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Damn that sounds sexual. ;)

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I got my girlfriend to hit me in the middle of the grocery store.

I was beaming.

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i guess i’m not suitable to be dad

cause i have no joke on me

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59 points

I saw a wolf today!

Where?

No, the regular kind.

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I got a laugh out of my son for this joke, so thank you.

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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