44 points

Once we get invaded by aliens and we have another species to be racist against.

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I used to think The Watchmen approach would be an effective one as well, however these days I’m really wondering just how many politicians and corpos would sell out to warlord aliens if they could.

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2 points

What’s the watchmen approach?

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7 points

In order to prevent the nearing WWIII, the greatest mind alive, Ozymandias, puts together a plan for world peace in which he fakes an alien invasion. His idea being that with the threat of an extra-terrestrial invasion at hand humanity must unite as one to defeat a common enemy.

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2 points

XCOM did it!

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7 points

Half of the population wouldn’t believe in an alien invasion and they’d blame it on wOkE pEoPlE

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2 points

Or, you know, mole people. That might work.

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4 points

I could vibe with mole people

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4 points

Well I guess we know what side you’ll be on 😳

I want to say ‘turncoat’ but ‘moleskin’ seems more appropriate 🐭

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23 points

Another near extinction event that takes us down to about 1200 individuals should do it.

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11 points

Not if they are part of those 1200.

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20 points

Honestly?

Heat death of the universe.

Our biology is hardwired for tribalism.

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6 points

This really. There are good people in the world, unfortunately the sociopaths and psychopaths tend to gravitate to positions of power, the few leading the many to extinction.

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And the rest are DNA coded to go hard/wet over these strongman sociopaths that they can’t help but want to please them and do their bidding . It’s fucking sick.

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You know, we do have the technology to change our biology.

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5 points

If you can afford it. And those that can don’t want to because they like how things are now, with everyone else’s necks under their heels.

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Well, sure, explosives and high levels of radiation tend to change biology… they also accelerate the heat death of the universe, so that’s two birds with one missile, I guess? 🤷

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Wait… how do explosives accelerate the heat death of the universe? 🤨

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3 points

Oh the good ol’ “there’s nothing we can do”

Scratching your asshole is also hardwired, doesn’t mean we have to do it…

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3 points

We don’t?!??

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3 points

I mean, not in public ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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19 points

Somewhere around the time when there is three humans left on the planet, two of them will unite together to kill the third one. For a brief moment after the third one is dead the last two humans will be united in not knowing which one will attack the other one first.

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I came here to write something along the lines of this.

And the last couple of humans will spend an awul lot of time reassuring each other that circumstances beyond their control forced them to react like they did and there was no way they could have done anything differently.

Let’s face it, while there were/are promising moments, we as a species are a failed experiment.

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6 points

Makes me ponder that old bit of wisdom. Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

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It isn’t in our nature as a species to unite and work together. The closest we got was COVID and even the threat of mass viral death only united us for about 2-3 weeks before people were starting fights over closed hair salons.

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COVID really killed my faith in humanity, and it blindsided me. I truly believed people in general would come together in such a situation, but it just… didn’t happen. Giving people shit for wearing a mask? Or, heaven forbid, having the audacity to request someone wear a mask around you? Let’s not forget the people hoarding toilet paper like that’s an appropriate response. I know it sounds small in the grand scheme of things, but it requires a certain level of “fuck you, i got mine” to buy three-dozen rolls of TP when the shelves are already bare.

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Same.

There was a two-week period here in Kansas City where the city reopened without a mask mandate (one was later ordered prior to the 4th of July) and I went to the gym for the first time in two months.

Zero masks. Zero people distancing. No one sanitizing after using the hand scanner to enter.

That was my breaking point. I now expect the worst in people as a general rule.

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