51 points

Yeh totally works, I mean, I’m sitting at my desk at work shaking and I can hardly read the screen as random words go variously in and out of focus and despite being hair trigger alert I’m also exhausted and the verge falling face down unconscious on my keyboard and I have to read every email 10 times over before actually understanding it and then somehow still respond in a way that doesn’t quite make total sense. But technically, I’m awake and I’m physically here and nobody can say otherwise.

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22 points

most coherent coffe drinker: ^

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3 points

I’ll have you know I am currently slightly more coherent right now

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1 point

Have you drank coffee lol

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11 points

Hey. It’s me. I’m in this comment.

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8 points

Oh god. That was me last week. Waking up to “think about things” at 3am, staying awake until six and waking up at eight. I have no tolerance for days like this, I felt like absolute shit.

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26 points

One coffee? No.

A lot of coffee? Yes.

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Maybe on day 1. On day 100 you are simply immune to coffee and need to stop drinking coffee for 2 weeks to have any effect again.

Mate tea can also be am extra , when one is already mostly caffeine immune. Don’t know why, but it works (to a degree).

Don’t ask me, how I know.

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7 points

Haha, joke is on you, that just makes me sleep even less.

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2 points

Until your body builds up a tolerance and you need to keep drinking more and more to get the same high you used to from one cup.

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17 points

Coffee isn’t nearly enough to overcome a poor sleep schedule. That’s why I’m an espresso guy.

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11 points

I’ll have you know that I’m at work now and I have no idea how much sleep I got.

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10 points

I’m on two hours sleep and zero litres of coffee. It’s late afternoon and my brain hurts

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Same. Worst thing is I could have just gone to sleep at any point, but had to play with my phone the entire night

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