26 points

One coffee? No.

A lot of coffee? Yes.

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Haha, joke is on you, that just makes me sleep even less.

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Maybe on day 1. On day 100 you are simply immune to coffee and need to stop drinking coffee for 2 weeks to have any effect again.

Mate tea can also be am extra , when one is already mostly caffeine immune. Don’t know why, but it works (to a degree).

Don’t ask me, how I know.

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2 points

Until your body builds up a tolerance and you need to keep drinking more and more to get the same high you used to from one cup.

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51 points

Yeh totally works, I mean, I’m sitting at my desk at work shaking and I can hardly read the screen as random words go variously in and out of focus and despite being hair trigger alert I’m also exhausted and the verge falling face down unconscious on my keyboard and I have to read every email 10 times over before actually understanding it and then somehow still respond in a way that doesn’t quite make total sense. But technically, I’m awake and I’m physically here and nobody can say otherwise.

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22 points

most coherent coffe drinker: ^

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1 point

Have you drank coffee lol

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3 points

I’ll have you know I am currently slightly more coherent right now

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11 points

Hey. It’s me. I’m in this comment.

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8 points

Oh god. That was me last week. Waking up to “think about things” at 3am, staying awake until six and waking up at eight. I have no tolerance for days like this, I felt like absolute shit.

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10 points

I’m on two hours sleep and zero litres of coffee. It’s late afternoon and my brain hurts

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4 points

Same. Worst thing is I could have just gone to sleep at any point, but had to play with my phone the entire night

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9 points

I go to bed at 11pm as an adult because I like to sleep

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I tried that for years but I can’t fall asleep that early. I wish I could because I also love a good night’s sleep but it just won’t happen unless I’ve gone 2 nights with 4 or less hours per night and worked both days. Then I’ll sleep at 7pm right after dinner. There sadly is no in-between

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3 points

Reading a book always works for me

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Thanks for the suggestion but I struggle with reading. I can’t keep my attention on it and I have to reread each sentence multiple times before I get what it says. Which is more frustrating than relaxing. But it is a bit weird as I can read articles and messages just fine.

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5 points

I have to be asleep by 7 or 8pm to get anywhere close to 8 hours. Gotta be awake at 3am for my job lol. it sucks.

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You can go to bed whenever you want, but your body don’t thinks so.

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