That chip has enough spice to BUY a 14th-century peasant.
It’s the coolest Dorito.
A single bag of Takis could have killed more than the plague if released on Europe at the same time.
Let’s be real though; we’d all eat that mega-chip.
I wish they’d sell bags of only mega-chips. Hell, cut out the middle-man and let me dump the pure seasoning powder straight into my mouth.
Ive been down this path.
2 Hidden valley ranch packets, 1 tbsp onion powder, 1 tbsp garlic powder, 1 tbsp salt, and 1 tbsp paprika if you want to try to make it yourself. It tastes exactly the same to me.
You can paint the tortilla chips with canola oil and sprinkle the seasoning on. Or just drink the seasoning with a straw if you want to.
Ou melord. It’s quite hot melord. The spice, melord! It’s burning me mouth, melord!! Melord!! The spice is too much melord!!!
