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miles getting pissed off that Bashir was faking his dart throwing ability and nothing else when he revealed he was genetically engineered made me wheeze

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38 points

Deanna Troi played poker even though she can tell when people are lying.

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Geordi can see through the cards, and Data is a supercomputer. I guess its just a testament to how Godly of a Poker player Riker is that he could consistently clear that table. Poor Worf never stood a chance.

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19 points

You’ll never win at poker if you consider bluffing to be dishonorable.

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12 points

Everyone let Riker win because they knew he would be a sore loser.

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17 points

THAT THOUGHT GENUINELY NEVER OCCURED TO ME WTF LMAO

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21 points

She mentions it in a later season and basically says “don’t worry, I don’t read you during our games” which was probably BS, because most Troi episodes revolve around her not being able to “turn off” her powers.

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If that one dude could beat Data at that weird space chess, surely Miles could beat full power Julian at darts.

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I would be too!

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31 points

Julian and Miles together

Julian and Miles apart

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I like to imagine after his holodeck time as James Bond was interrupted by an accident that put the rest of the ranking officers in danger, he solved every one of his spy novels by just joining the villain.

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9 points

“I will remember you…”

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Small note: the letter after an apostrophe should be capitalized in an Irish name. So it should be O’Brien

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you must be Mr Fun-at-Parties

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