38 points

Ten 9/11ā€™s?

Jesus, thatā€™sā€¦ 8 and 2/11.

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24 points

anything but the metric system huh

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They donā€™t have fractions in Europe?

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Nope! The superior European mind canā€™t conceive of fractions, or understand how to divide by anything other than ten. This inability is what makes then superior in fact.

/s in case any Europeans read this, I know you guys canā€™t understand sarcasm.

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I tell you hwut

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Thatā€™s a lot of pistols!

Wait, those are 1911s.

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21 points

First they came for the Dixie Chicks, and I said nothing because country music sucksā€¦

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I donā€™t think we should cheer on indiscriminately bombing Gaza nor bombing Iran or Lebanon.

All of these are like 99% innocent civilians who are ruled by pieces of shit.

If there was a way to somehow precision strike these assholes, go for it, I suppose, but if that is realistic at allā€¦ I kind of doubt it.

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10 points

Iā€™m as all in on NCD is anybody else, but my LORD that is a really good cover of the Beach boys šŸ˜®

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9 points

Like the good old days after 9/11

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