You are not a “boomer” if you aren’t in your twenties. You are not irrelevant if you aren’t in your twenties. You don’t go straight from being a kid to being “old”. Stages of life are fluid and vary for each person, and should be savored to the fullest of your means to do so.

Stop letting internet memes about age, height, and general state of being have an actual impact on your mental health. They mean nothing, and don’t benefit you in any material way.

edit 1 part 1: this is the worst comment section I’ve even seen in any Hexbear thread in all my years, except for @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net who is as always the best of us

edit 1 part 2: generationalism is also made up, don’t let people put you into boxes and further don’t put yourself into a box that someone else made up for you

54 points

When a woman turns 30, she enters a chrysalis to begin her metamorphosis from “teen” to “milf”.

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It’s wild how they basically turn into goop and reform entirely, but will somehow still retain memories from their teen years. Like if you get a teenager to associate electric shocks to a certain smell, even when they become a milf they still associate that smell with pain. Crazy!

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27 points

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Female adult film stars hit a point after about 25 where they’re too old for teen stuff but too young for milf and its harder for them to find work

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18 points

My friends were literally making milf jokes at me when I turned 30.

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18 points

You girls look your best past 30 and that’s just a fact

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9 points

Seriously pretty much every woman I know had several glo-ups over the course of their thirties it was wild.

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51 points

lmao look at this old mf

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43 points

I don’t get older. I just get hotter every year. I’m projecting that by 80, I will be the hottest woman to have ever lived

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14 points

Hell yeah

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10 points

Here’s hoping you also gain the power to drain the life from fascists with a single touch

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32 points

People hit “old” at different times. Tim Rogers had an anecdote in one of his video reviews where he was talking about his two co-workers at Sony Entertainment Japan that were around the same age - one was cool AF and doing gigs in a jazz fusion band and the other was a boomer.

I gotta say that having a kid definitely speeds up the aging process a bit. All that extra responsibility tacked on at once is some “weeks where decades happen” shit lol.

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19 points

The bit you’re talking about is from his Boku no Natsuyasumi video–full anecdote begins @44:47 but the specific thing you’re talking about is @51:40.

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14 points

谢谢

You put timestamped links in, too :)

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32 points

I’ve lived through so many weeks where decades happen that I’m now approximately 240 years old

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