bourgie white women want to be oppressed so fucking bad

140 points

God I hate this shit. Ffs Amy it is LITERALLY A CRIME TO VOICE SUPPORT FOR PALESTINIANS IN SEVERAL EUROPEAN COUNTRIES. THERE ARE TWO FUCKING CARRIER BATTLE GROUPS ON THEIR WAY TO GAZA AND THE US IS EMPTYING IT’S STORES SO ISRAEL CAN KEEP DOING GENOCIDE. SHUT THE ENTIRE FUCK UP.

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No, no, she’s right. Chuck Schumer’s nepo baby celebrity millionaire niece, who lives in a giant mansion in Los Angeles, is the real victim of worldwide oppression.

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127 points

first I came for the communists, because I am a liberal

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First i came for the communists because theyre hot

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Ironically, the USSR was one of i believe two nations in the entire world that did not have strict quotas on the number of Jewish refugees allowed to enter. While every other country in the west turned Jewish people away to die in the camps, the USSR took in something like 1 or 1.5 million Jewish refugees fleeing the Nazis.

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And after the war, when everyone knew much much the Jewish people of Europe had suffered, the US and UK balked at accepting Jewish refugees. But hey, uhhhh… how about you move to some land over here in the Middle East.

The creation of Israel was basically a voluntary Madagascar Plan (voluntary only on the part of the settlers, I mean).

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Russia created an eastern jewish oblast, likely as part of a plan to populate the east. If that had became the Jewish state, the world might not be in this predicament.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_Autonomous_Oblast

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14 points

What was the other country?

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33 points

Hell yea I’m hot

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Unironically, because women had income and the right to divorce, they reported more pleasure from sex in communist countries. Communists are just hotter.

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Imagine - being able to approach sexuality without it being tied to your survival.

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109 points

What exactly did she do to stand up for LGBTQ, immigrants, and the black community?

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88 points

Stole their jokes

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26 points

Made fun of Bernie Bros

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The fuck does she mean “Then they came for the black community” what order of operations is this absolute bullshit

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Uses the word “first”

Does not describe indigenous genocide

Does not describe slavery

The Amerikkkan history understander has arrived.

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You can’t really make an american version because it would be like “they suddenly and simultaneously came for a fuck ton of us and we were all across the world so we couldn’t really organize until well after they already had us and were making us compete.”

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51 points

The only thing I have ever heard in regards to the black community is how she wants to have a relationship with a black man for social humiliation.

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42 points

did she actually say this?

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Don’t kmow, but it spunds like her kind of “humor”

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Yeah, it makes no sense, unless your brain is run entirely on lib brainworms

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15 points

She’s just basing it on when it became a thing in white liberal circles to support them, so for her defending immigrants only became a thing in 2016 and black lives only started to matter in 2020

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You cracked the code! The lib mind is a strange thing

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She made jokes about not dating poc because she likes “men who have a job.” Attending peaceful protests and posting shit on Instagram doesn’t automatically make you an ally, especially when you base your career around making fun of those various groups for cheap laughs.

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45 points

“I said vagina, now laugh”

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Vaginas are funny though

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Pussies are funny, vaginas are serious business. And removed, well we don’t even talk about removed

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Her joke about Latine men was even worse than that, as i remember

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Yeah it was that she likes consensual sex. Bitch is a walking L and has the nerve to demand that people take her seriously. I’d be a lot more inclined to if she was capable of making original jokes and used some creativity instead of hack shock-jock quality humor.

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The eternal struggle of being Amy Schumer.

Steal a decent joke from another comedian or write an original joke that the punchline is a racial stereotype.

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