Riker = Horny, trombonist, scolds you for believing fake stories
Picard = Likes tea, traumatized by patio lights
Janeway = Murderous criminal
Sisko = The cooler murderous criminal
That about covers it.
Here’s the thing about science fiction. It is just regular fiction set in the future.
Also all characters of all Star Trek shows are portrayed by Jeffrey Combs only.
You forgot Janeway’s coffee obsession and Data’s obsession with stand-up comedy
About her coffee obsession… let’s just say it wasn’t just coffee in that cup.
Data’s organ solo’s pretty good too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45-zgojwMYo
Or Data’s rap song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiRjywbypLA
Don’t forget
Emperor Philippa Georgiou = Ruthless mommy in BDSM attire.
Data = Pinocchio with dysfunctional family trauma
Geordie = “Nice guy” with holo-waifu
Ro Laren = The cool rebel with daddy issues
Sisko = The cooler murderous criminal
Come on now, The Thong Song isn’t that bad.
Janeway - murderous coffee-addicted criminal
Sicko - murderous Klingon coffee-addicted criminal
Archer is a dog loving goofball who just is confused that he has the job.
Burnham is from some weird non-canon antifan fiction.
Jonathan only has the job because his dad built the engine. Nepotism rears it’s ugly head once again.
You’ll turn into us… slowly but surely. Sooner than later you’ll think something looks really cool and then look it up on YouTube. You’ll look up a few more clips then go “Eh, why not give this show a try.” From there it’s a slippery slope into bliss, my friend.
Welcome to the subspace fold.
I can already feel myself slipping, all these flashing gifs… there mesmerizing…
No, this didn’t happen in the show did it?
I would have remembered Discovery being larger than the Constitution class.
It looks like the spaceship equivalent of otters holding hands so they don’t float away from each other.
I actually was already planning on starting watching lol this sub def contributed to that. Remembered I never finished the Orville so started there, now gotta figure out where to start on Trek.
Thanks to this sub I became a trekkie as well, would say that while I couldn’t get into TOS, these three rocked, Discovery, Strange new Worlds, and lower decks.
Same. It’s like the most active community on Lemmy
one of the best domains for an instance tbh
It is really active, not as much as like the huge ones like memes or 196 but for the average sized ones it’s huge
The shit in this community is hilarious even tho i havent watched a single star treck episode in my life.
This sub made me start on Star Trek TNG. I’m finishing the show up this week. I don’t regret a single thing. Thank you Lemmy!
This is accurate because it’s pretty much canon that Spock never watched a single episode of Star Trek either.
“Crew of Enterprise finds out they’re characters in a TV show” sounds like a genuine concept for an episode.
