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Why are cats so perfect?

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I love cats

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AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]@hexbear.net
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AAAAAA

What?

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What???

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WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME???

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Fine but I swear to god this is your last treat until mealtime

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AAAAAA :::

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CombatLiberalism [he/him]@hexbear.net
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AAAAAAAAA

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JohannaChittarra [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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But outdoor cats?

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Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.net
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fart [he/him]@hexbear.net
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the best because then everyone can pet them

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JohannaChittarra [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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Lmao must resist impulse to start struggle sesh

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fart [he/him]@hexbear.net
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if you start a cat struggle sesh im starting a dog one

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daisy@hexbear.net
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They’re not. That’s just the toxoplasma gondii in your brain talking.

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Collatz_problem [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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I, for one, welcome our new toxoplasma overlords.

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Yurt_Owl [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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Mmmm yummy cat brain worms

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coeliacmccarthy [he/him]@hexbear.net
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highest muscle to body mass ratio of any mammal

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privatized_sun [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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cats are like ants

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Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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Because they won’t snitch unlike SOME animals.

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