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Can’t ask them to stop, cus they will simply Dublin down the pun

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Pun 10/10, execution 6/10

“You can’t even ask them to drop the puns—their response will just be Dublin down”

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For the uninitiated, what does Dublin have to do with chickens? I searched but I just got restaurants from Ireland.

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Dublin was the location of the KFC she applied to in the picture

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“Dublin down” sounds like “doubling down”. That’s the pun.

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Also, what skills does a fast food chain need?

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Could be a corporate job

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Someone has to keep the peasants in line

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*pheasants

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Pretty unprofessional for a corporate job to respond like this.

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Pretty unprofessional for any job

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Corporate jobs are not the rainman montage, it’s the Step brothers montage.

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You can get rejected if you’re not child labour. They want their workers cheap and children are cheap.

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Also if you seem too knowledgeable on pesky things like labor rights.

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KFC uses commercial pressure cookers. You can blow up a kitchen if you aren’t careful around those things. Fast food doesn’t look like it requires skills because they have managed to bring an assembly line to the kitchen. It does require a certain amount of spatial awareness, and the ability to switch tasks rapidly.

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At least they got a rejection

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Success kid?

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More like ghosted kid :/

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Reply with bah, humbug!

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