61 points

I was getting ads on Tinder for a tractor for a while. And not a small hobby one, either, this was a ten tonne commercial unit.

Dunno what gave them the idea I needed that.

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Were you pulling hogs on tinder?

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Bruh

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There’s a fair few heifers on there, to be fair.

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It’s cow breedin’ time!

đŸ€ đŸ†đŸ†đŸ†đŸźđŸ’ŠđŸ’Š

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If you’re on tinder you’re there to plow

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Because chicks dig BMPs (must be all that room in the back for activities), and you can tow as many as you want from Ukraine

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I got APC ads on some ad for a while

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8 points

OK, that’s awesome.

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What colour tractor are you gonna get?

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7 points

Purple.

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What do you mean it’s based on my browsing habits? Wait hold on there’s a knock at the door

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Oh look, it’s your friendly neighborhood door-to-door ATGM dealer. Even if you’re not interested, sitting through the in-home demo is worth it.

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The Spice 2000 makes the Spice 1000 look like the Spice 250. It’s the fastest and most explody Spice we’ve ever made, and we really think you’re gonna love it. Now here’s Liz with more information about our new targeting system.

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SPICE 2000: When you’re ready to go #3 in someone else’s toilet.

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31 points

Perfect, I was looking to improve my chess skills

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9 points

I see you’re a man of culture as well.

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24 points

So those are the spices the British Empire wanted


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Careful not too loud or they’ll


oh shit HERE THEY COME!

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