Here’s an idea, try being honest.
This is why I cut my own hair. Whose fault is it that I look like an off-brand nazi? You in the mirror, you’re a fucking hack. Learn to use scissors!
Literally me over the weekend.
I had an awkward moment yesterday when I saw the barber at the shops. I’d decided to wear a hat to cover it up and it seemed like he knew…
make him learn from it. thank him for helping you to check your ego. then ask him if he knows any good barbers.
I only trust my GTA San Andreas barber, fam. I come in with a buzz cut and that dude makes it into a flat top, amazing display of art!
Guess I’m wearing a hat for the next six months.