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Especially funny while driving. “Shit, where are my keys! Oh, in the ignition, obviously. But my phone?! Oh, it’s in the middle console hooked up to CarPlay. Well…”

But then you realize you left the wallet in the fridge and put the lasagna in your pocket.

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Not true! I stopped carrying a wallet almost 2 years ago!

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I also stopped carrying a wallet….

…now I just put it in my pocket instead.

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5 points

I just put a big rubber band around my ID, my debit card, my laundry card and a little cash!

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7 points

Ravioli Ravioli, what’s in the pocket-oli

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Yep, the phone thing… keys and wallet, not so much. But the phone… if my wife sees what I’ve been doing on Lemmy… let’s just say my life will most probably be very different from what it is now.

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On the flip side you’d probably have all the time to stay on Lemmy

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That is true… I could probably become that niche Lemmy celebrity I always wanted to be 🤔.

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6 points

🤌

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