These conservative snowflakes would be hilarious if they weren’t also terrifying :/

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I’ve said it before… all we need to do is get every major food and beverage produced to put a fuckin’ Pride flag on their shit and within six months all conservatives will have starved to death.

I mean, I assume they will. It couldn’t be that they’re hypocritical trash and would eat food with a Pride flag on it… right?

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They’ll survive entirely on Chik Fil A.

Until their hearts explode.

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Pretty sure they boycotted chik fil a within the last 6 months because the company has a diversity initiative, so they are doomed to starve.

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You didn’t hear? Chick-fil-A is too woke now or some shit.

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Their entire worldview is steeped in hypocrisy. Not sure why food would be any different.

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You may have found the joke.

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Nah they’ll just buy overpriced repackaged shit.

Edit: and complain about the price.

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Whine also owning a few hundred shares of stock in the packaging company.

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Just now? I had a huge bottle with pride packaging that took me at least two months to get through.

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Isn’t it usually the case that these people only notice the packaging months, or even a full year, after the fact?

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Also, I’m just realizing that these must have hit shelves in June.

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They don’t notice a thing until some pundit tells them to be wound up.

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Do conservatives practice basic hygiene? Honestly, how’d they even find out? Who told them? Were they digging through other people’s trash?

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I’m not surprised that none of them did any research

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Amazing that when pressed it’s never “I don’t like acknowledging gay people exist” (the truth), it’s “I just hate corporations doing virtue signaling and pretending to give a crap. Now I have to deal with them shoving politics in my face.”

But…

Come Memorial Day/July 4th they love the American flag. Come the winter they even get angry when Jesus/Christmas is not proudly show in storefronts and in ads.

They are so onboard with celebrating dead soldiers by getting sweet deals on mattresses and trucks, but god forbid a pride symbol show up. Because suddenly they’re cynical consumers who don’t want to be pandered to.

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Pandering to “traditional American values” is okay because that’s what everyone should like. Pandering to anything else is virtue signaling.

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chaya raichik is angrier over rainbow packaging then people calling in bomb threats to schools and hospitals in her name

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Of course they’re angrier, they don’t support rainbow packaging.

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Most conservatives that react to this kind of stuff seem to boycott hygiene products already.

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