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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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51 points

Fucken love me some pasta in the morning!

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Sorry, but I doubt the authenticity of any of this this. Please do not frame op for something he/she/they/it/he/xer didn’t do, it might even be against the subreddit rules thanks

Edit: Why the downdoots?

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9 points

It’s a copy pasta, everyone knows its fake

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0 points

What’s that?

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75 points

Are you trying to give people hot Satanic nun fetishes? Because this is how you give people hot Satanic nun fetishes.

I’ll be in my bunk suffering from my new fetish. Thanks, asshole

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I was in a band called Satanic Nun Fetish. Surprisingly, we played bluegrass.

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12 points

do you have any recordings posted anywhere? i very much enjoy bluegrass

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19 points

Unfortunately not, as it’s a fictional band I just made up for a joke 🤷

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2 points

That tracks.

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9 points

If you like this kind of thing, I recommend the music video “Semargl - god is not love”. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGyiE6-alV0&t

Be careful nsfw.

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Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://www.piped.video/watch?v=dGyiE6-alV0&t

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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40 points

I think if nuns actually looked and dressed like this, you’d find more people going to church.

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12 points

A 70 year old male priest will come out to meet you…

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Wasn’t there a temple in Greece where priestesses would have sex with devotees?

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9 points

Many hundreds of years ago. At a time when belief in the Greek gods was popular.

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Not sure, it’s possible though. The Oracle of Delphi or the Pythia were a sort of order of priestesses to Apollo who were supposed to have gotten high off of some sort of gases or fumes and spent their days reading signs from various divination sources (entrails and colored beans and likely others). I 'm not sure that they specifically did anything like that, but I wouldn’t doubt that there was some sort of fertility cults that might be into that as a way of ensuring good harvests or whatever.

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5 points

“i’ve told you a hundred times, sister, if you use the confessional to give private lap dances, i get fifty percent!”

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20 points

I cannot tell if this is AI generated or really bad compression, and I don’t like that.

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It’s really bad compression. It’s a screenshot of a screenshot of a screenshot from 2 years ago. The original as far as I can tell is from Facebook.

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5 points

Probably got upscaled with “ai”.

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yeah Ill take this over the thoughts and prayers.

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Forgive me father for I want to sin

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Don’t sin! It is unkind to reject a well-intended gift.

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