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American politicians blaming school shootings on anything other than easy access to guns (any%)

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They’d much rather disolve the education system.

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Love this speedrun! Can’t wait for the 100% run!

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2 points

[Summoning Salt theme is playing]

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69 points

Explains all the school shootings in those other countries that allow abortion and evolution.

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Never for even a millisecond buy the lie that they don’t see the absurdity in their reasoning.

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Pretty standard Republican beliefs. What I always find odd is their incredibly romanticized, rosy view of the past - apparently back in the Good Ol’ Days, there was no murder, rape, physical or sexual abuse, wars, lying, stealing or horrific institutions like slavery (I assume he’d say it was actually a good thing) because Americans at all times revered the Lord, so of course they didn’t do any of that.

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In the good old days they were carefree children that were shielded from the terrible things happening in the world.

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Looking at election results, the vast majority of Republican voters live in rural or at least suburban areas. Those feature both low population densities and isolation. This can make the crime rate in instances of violent crime per year low compared to an urban area with the same crime rate per capita. It also means that when someone does her killed, The average distance in feet (or miles) from the crime scene to your house is larger. This can affect perception of crime a lot

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54 points

Can we just disolve as a nation already? Start an auction state by state to different countries?

Clearly we cannot manage the simple act of self governance. The experiment is over and we failed.

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Honestly I’m here for a CA/OR/WA Western seaboard alliance. Hawaii can go back to being governed by natives but can ally with us.

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3.6t + .3t + .73t = 4.63t using 2022 nom GDP

Which would make the Western Seaboard the #3 economy in the world.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_and_territories_by_GDP
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(nominal)

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Cascadia, my dream is Cascadia.

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I think some of the northeastern states could likely form a similarly powerful and cohesive country.

Alberta can join Montana and the Dakotas if they hate Canada so much.

Maybe BC could join the Western Seaboard, too.

It’ll probably never happen… but who knows? The relative stability of countries and international borders is a recent phenomenon.

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I’m all for this too. The Western landlocked states would be screwed not having access to the Pacific ports as well.

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Nah they can have access… for a price.

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2 points

Laughs in Colorado

That’s a nice Imperial Valley agricultural industry you got there, it’d be a shame if we just dammed the Colorado at the Utah border.

Unless CA could convince OR/WA to give them more water, the inland states are critical for freshwater here.

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As always

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6 points

Britain enters the chat

Typing …

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10 points

Mate we can’t afford it right now. Maybe if Florida ends up in the bargain bin?

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4 points

I call dibs on Norway

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5 points

You mean norway calls dibs on you

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5 points

They don’t want you. 😁

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Choices, choices! I think we can only take one or two states. Which ones should we pick?

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Hell no. Give it back to the rightful owners. Most of the east coast goes back to Britain. The Netherlands can have New York and Pensylvania back. There probably something for Germany as well, I’m don’t know the exact histories of all states. The French and the spanish can divide the south. California can become a free nation, because it can support itself.

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> rightful owners

> European countries

Hmmm…

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The experiment “self-government for the colonies” has been declared a failure. We’re coming back!

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Your second and third sentences directly contradict each other so badly, I am shocked they do not destroy one another via touch akin to anti matter and matter touching one another

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That’s weird. Both seconds of research I did, were very conclusive!

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53 points

It’s the age old argument of “if there is no God, how do we teach what is right or wrong?”

Yes we can teach morals and ethics without a creator in place. As Penn from Penn and Teller would put it. “I don’t need the fear of eternal damnation to tell me that I shouldn’t murder. I shouldn’t murder because it’s wrong”.

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I rape and murder as much as I want - I just don’t want to.

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“If the only thing keeping you from murdering and raping people is fear of punishment from god, then you are not a good person.”

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