Imagine, you’re sitting on the couch watching the block, desperately pinning the pleats into the skirt you made too big and you go to fart, only to straight up shart. This is me currently.

I don’t have anything to say that’s important but I will say it’s monday and that’s an issue until friday.

The man bought me a chocolate self-saucing pudding. It says it serves 4-6. We’ll see about that.

10 days later and I’ve got my taste back! Oh yeah.

Kids got gastro. Has had it all weekend. We thought he was better, but I just ended up covered in puke so me thinks not better.