Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the promenade, I’ll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes “pew.”

Quark: “Profits…”

Odo: “You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the prophets.”

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Eight-year olds, Dude.

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimera_(Star_Trek:_Deep_Space_Nine)

Odo is just a baby, big brother Laas comes along and is literally fire, can morph into a warp capible space ship…

Remember, every episode where Odo is stuck, and can’t do something, it’s not because he can’t, it’s because he’s not trying hard enough… he doesn’t want it!

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I was saying this to my sister the other day. He complains about not “being good at humanoid faces” but the dude can turn into a perfect bird or other animal? C’mon, Odo. You ain’t even trying.

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9 points

Yeah… The face is smooth and bare minimum of features… but he has a full head of hair with individual hair strands…

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I’d love to se some Odo in Discovery, 1000 years of practice. I’d bet he would have insane chemistry with Saru but I’m dreaming.

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6 points

Say what you want about the Rules of Acquisition, at least it’s an ethos.

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Come on’n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don’t break the weather control network.

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