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Oh you think they will wait till December, you poor innocent child.

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I do not think they will wait to December, but they will not bring her out in full force until after Thanksgiving. Then she will be EVERYWHERE.

  • Every radio station,
  • every shopping center,
  • every grocery store,
  • parks with lit fir trees will have speakers screaming out “All I want for Christmas is you, baby (Ah, oh, ah, oh)”

You walk into Walgreens to pick up flu medicine, and pass by ornaments like these

You’d rather hear the Whos in Whoville singing "Fah-who foris, dah-who doris, welcome Christmas, bring your light. " than this!

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29 points

Lucky Americans with your late thanksgiving. After the Remembrance Day on the 11th Canada goes into full Christmas mode, Mariah included.

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Jfc I’m so sorry.

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if it makes you feel any better, the US doesn’t really seem to care, commercially speaking, about Thanksgiving. As soon as Halloween is out of the way, all the turkeys take a backseat to St. Nick.

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I learned not to make dentist appointments in December. You’re trapped there for 30-60 minutes. Fucking Christmas music. I hate it

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77 points

You know damn well this shit is starting in November

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23 points

damn climate change

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Thanks Obama!

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47 points

She has defrosted last month here already in the Philippines

I envy all of you

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The real reason why we need to stop climate change.

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Filipino households have been making her stronger every year. Soon she’ll be thawed out before summer ends.

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8 points

Fucking hell, is there no decency??

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Name something more Filipino than playing Mariah Carey Christmas songs in October

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Lumpiang Shanghai

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This and 20 versions of Last Christmas, which isn’t a fucking Christmas song it’s a goddamn breakup/cheater song.

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you gotta admit that whamageddon is pretty funny though

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Don’t forget the third in the trifecta of holiday mood souring. Christmas Shoes.

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I’m pretty tolerant of Christmas music. I don’t even hate the Mariah song. But “Christmas Shoes” can fuck right off.

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Same here, I actually like the Maria Carey song, it’s a big happy wall of sound and she’s just pure vocal talent throughout the whole song, but it’s entirely too overplayed.

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Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

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In the 1990s, I worked at a video arcade. We had a VHS tape on a loop that we would get updated by mail once a month. It had a selection of music videos, cartoons, and other short things that no one ever paid attention to. That song was on the tape the December it came out. Because I worked a 40 hour week and we had the tape for a month and I had to hear the song once an hour, I heard it for a total of 160 times that month.

I hate that song and Mariah Carey.

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