Forgot to post this yesterday. Oops.
My parents give out full size candy bars and one little girl this year came up to the porch to get candy and stopped dead in her tracks, gasped softly, and whispered, “They’re big”
It was adorable. I think this was the first time she’d gotten full size bars for Halloween, based on her reaction.
It was. I love sitting with my parents when they hand out candy because kids get so excited about full size bars
Dude I’m 31 and (would never be trick or treating but if we suspend disbelief for a second) even I’d say “oh shit full bars!” Full bars are always exciting top tier candy on halloween.
She’s not wrong. Somebody gives me M&M I’m going to be in love with them as well
I answered a doorbell last night and there was the tiniest little girl I’d ever seen walking. When I opened the door she responded like she just won a million dollars. Couldn’t even form words over the happiness exploding from her glee as she jumped up and down, fists shaking in the air. It was indeed the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.
I looked up at the father and he was just glowing.
Very touching but why is it yelling at me
is this like m&m gorilla marketing?
M&Ms are shit and the American version uses a red food dye that causes cancer.
So nah.
We don’t know definitively what causes cancer or we’d be a lot closer to curing it, so assuming everything causes cancer is a good bet.
There’s a newspaper in the UK and they seem to think that everything in the universe is divided into things that cause cancer and cure cancer. And they’re on a mission to catalogue all of them.
The trouble is they’re not very consistent so sometimes in one issue they’ll claim it’ll give you cancer and then six issues later they’ll claim that it cures it. It’s a Murdoch paper so that’s about the level of journalistic integrity that they have.
They’ve also claimed in the past that water causes cancer, that’s why I don’t take showers.
