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Excuse me, but as a middle child, I have to absolutely object to that last statement. Middle children have their own unique sibling/personality complexes. :P

Oh wait, I don’t exist. Wow, that’s a stealthy, mean joke. That cuts, fam.

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I think it was less a joke about how middle children don’t exist and more a joke about how middle children are often forgotten about compared to the oldest/youngest

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Forgotten = doesn’t exist

At least in the sense that we mean it.

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Don’t exist until they’re gone … I’m a middle child in a family of eight … mom kept an eye on the baby and the oldest … as long as there was six in the middle, no one really cared who they were until that number of middle children decreased.

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24 points

what middle child?

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At least middle children had their own TV show. Been a while though.

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Thought I really feel like Malcolm often…my younger sister is a genius at arts and my older brother is a below average inteligence bully.

I’m just missing the inteligence )-|

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38 points

I am not in this image and that costs me a lot of money in therapy.

:(

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Only child is heavily spoiled and oftentimes the opposite of independent

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guess you never been around only children with parents who work full time

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We have.

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As a middle child, I too have not existed for my whole life.

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Be quiet and go in the basement. We’ll feed you through the cat hole

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Middle child syndrome. Me and my oldest sister used to taunt my middle sister with that term when she started acting up. Wasn’t a good idea because when it was only me and her in the house she would bully me a lot and this added to that rage. Venting I guess.

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An only child is not a sibling

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It’s it’s own sibling. It’s a quantum brother/sister’s quantum sibling.

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You’re wrong. Come at me, bro.

😉

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What is your reasoning?

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I don’t know man. I have 2 half sisters but I didn’t grow up with them. So in theory I’m not an only child, but in practice I was because I didn’t have any contact with them.

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