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Meat eaters all have the same 3 jokes and they’re all retarded. Embrace the possibility of not having a permanently soft dick and start eating plants.

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Keto jacked my libido thank you very much! I could probably murder an elk with my dick.

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I’m enlightened, I eat both meat and plants.

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So brave 👏

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Can this power be taught?

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Embrace the possibility of not having a permanently soft dick and start eating plants.

I exclusively eat meat and I suffer from priapism. So ha! 😤

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But… we do eat plants…

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Hell yeah, salad is a great side dish for steak.

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Yup, that’s one of the three jokes, you got it bud

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Exactly 👍.

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We just use animals to pre-process our plants

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Good one 🤣.

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If we’re not supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of food?

  • Cannibals, probably
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Hey its not my fault that neck veins taste good.

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hahahahaha so funny funny joke new joke guys

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what’s it like being an actual bumper sticker from a gas station?

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To tempt us?

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I had a plant based chicken nuggets alternative that tasted perfect; but had the texture of wadded up paper. 🤢

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See this is what I don’t get about vegans or vegeterians. They buy these products that all resemble meat products in one way or another, but then complain if you eat meat 🤔. Apparently, they like to eat meat as well, they just wanna be posh about it while eating fake meat.

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The plant-based product is more environmentally friendly and doesn’t kill an animal.

I don’t know how that’s hard to grasp, good luck out there friend.

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Hard to grasp as in, you’re against animal cruelty, but still, you’d like to eat products that resemble meat… that’s like me giving up sex with real people, but I decide just to use fuck dolls… am I really not having sex? Have you seen how lifelike some of these dolls can be?

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The animal wouldn’t be alive in the first place if we weren’t intending to eat it

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Did you get them from Trader Joe’s or Sprouts? If so, I know which ones you’re talking about.

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Carnist and carnist apologists should just go back to reddit.

They don’t apply concepts like consent or bodily autonomy to conscious beings of their own will. In addition, they do far more damage to the planet and it’s inhabitants including humans.

If you want to learn about Veganism or have a good faith discussion about the moral baseline, stick around but otherwise just gtfo.

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It’s an old wordplay meme. It’s not meat propaganda. Breathe it’s gonna be okay.

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Oh good, more Facebook memes.

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Where did you think most cat memes came from?

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4chan

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Oh wow, I haven’t been on 4chan in a while.

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Reddit

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