307 points

That’s the clutch and brake pedals…

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94 points

USA citizen having no clue about the existence of manual gear-box in vehicles, probably.

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68 points

US stick driver here, equally disappointed in the picture.

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30 points

I think it makes the whole meme funnier personally

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7 points

There are literally dozens of us!

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6 points

Same.

But at least my car is less likely to get stolen!

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15 points

They just added the caption. If the creator of this were capable of making the drawing, they would do something more with their life than memes.

You can’t find an image of pushing the brake and throttle at the same time on wikihow.

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You can’t find an image of pushing the brake and throttle at the same time on wikihow.

Huh, I’m a little surprised it doesn’t have articles on left-foot braking for racing or brake torque launches for drag-racing.

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14 points

I haven’t driven a stick in over a decade and this meme upsets me.

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11 points

I think you drastically underestimate the number of gearheads in the States. Makes sense, given we have incredibly limited public transport. Currently have 3 manuals in my driveway.

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Of course, it a joke based on the fact that manual gearbox is, even to this day, the standard in Europe. I would be very surprise to meet someone with a driver license who can’t drive manual. It seems in the USA manual driving is a hobby for car enthusiast. But what do I know? I have never step foot on the new continent.

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5 points

Yeah well it’s hard when you hear all your life if you mess up once you blow the transmission,.which is a several grand repair, nobody with a manual will ever let you practice on their car and well hey automatics are everywhere and don’t have that headache.

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8 points

They may have exaggerated the risk of a money shift a tiny bit. Stalling is easy, but blowing the car up has to be hard.

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7 points

You would really have to do it on purpose to blow up your transmission. These guys had to try pretty hard

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7 points

nobody with a manual will ever let you practice on their car

I’m sorry that happened to you. IMO folks are way more precious about their manual transmissions than they need to be. I’ve taught several people to drive stick – including myself, in a brand-new car I drove home from the dealer in rush-hour stop-and-go traffic – and it’s never hurt anything. (That brand-new car still had its original clutch when it was sadly totaled by a falling tree, 100k miles later.)

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4 points

That’s not true, a money shift is very rare.

If you were near me I would help you learn on any of my stick vehicles, it’s pretty easy one you have some practice.

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3 points

Nah, you just can’t without being a complete psychopath I guess force in a too wrong gear, the sync won’t be able to spin so fast that you can actually put in a ridiculous gear.

And reverse is usually not synced so even harder.

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Nah, they just don’t want you to drive their car. Chance of a money shift is extremely low, and it doesn’t usually happen while learning. Money shifts really happen when you are trying to drive too fast, and you downshift more than 2 gears quickly. Most learners have trouble keeping the RPMs up high enough to money shift. I was perpetually shifting at 1.3k when learning and you can pretty much go from 6 to 2 without money shifting at those low revs.

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Am US citizen, only drive manual transmissions. Anyone here who likes cars can drive a manual transmission, anyone who doesn’t like cars doesn’t give a shit about a manual transmission and just wants to get where they’re going.

We invented cars, we’re allowed to decide how they evolve.

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9 points

We did?

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7 points

Spray cheese - yes. Cars? No.

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American too. I don’t really like cars, but if I have to drive one, I would prefer one with a manual transmission. Unfortunately, my current car doesn’t have one because they don’t put them in affordable cars anymore.

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Third pedal is there tho

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The third pedal becomes invisible to the ignorant minds.

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26 points

The fools, this actually reboots the car into safe mode!

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6 points

Joke appart, this is the proper way to do an emergency braking.

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4 points

And if you have an acceleration-activated dash-cam this could cause it to trigger, which is as near to a screenshot as you’re getting!

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3 points

Exactly. They take a screenshot.

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99 points

That’s the clutch and break you fucking idiot.

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81 points

It’s a brake, you fucking idiot

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39 points

I needa take a brake from the internet, you fucking idiots

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30 points

I need to fuck an idiot, you brakes

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60 points

The image shows the clutch and brake being pressed though…

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10 points

Probably a gen-z trying to make jokes about cars.

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Turn the car off, shift to 4th gear, press break, break and windshield wiper, then turn it back on to enter Developer Mode

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You joke but my old FJ Cruiser requires you to turn the key to accessory, turn it off, turn the key back to accessory, open and close the door three times, turn the key back off, turn the key to accessory while holding the odometer reset button for 5 seconds and then it will enter pairing mode for the remote fob.

It made me feel the same joy as pressing the option on my Android phone 5 times to enter development mode back in the mid 2010s but it gets old quick.

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12 points

And for this next trick, we will dance the macarena while reciting the alphabet backwards and jumping on one foot!

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6 points

Built in sobriety test, how nice!

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8 points

That sounds like the automotive hokey-pokey I had to do with my 06 corolla for the key fob.

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5 points

08 Toyota FJ so we likely had the same sequence ✊

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6 points

We need to test a vehicle on a dynamometer and to get the transmission into dyno mode it was something like that, press brake 3 times, press the button on the shift selector twice, move to neutral then reverse 3 times, etc, it was a super long combo. It was so satisfying to see the CAN message that we entered test mode

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5 points

They could’ve stopped at step 3 but they gave you 8 more steps to feel like a true hacker.

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3 points

On for three seconds. Off for five seconds. On for three seconds. (rinse repeat)

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5 points

I have a motorcycle that uses a keyfob, there’s a sequence of events using the stop-run switch and the turn signals so you can enter a code and get the bike to start.

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What motorcycle is that?

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Harley-Davidson Nightster.

The fob is actually my only complaint about the bike. It’s nice that it’s ready to start when you walk up to it, but it still has a key to unlock the steering. The fob is just uneccesary, could have included the immobilier in the key like car companies have been doing since the 1990’s.

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29 points

If you press the gas pedal long enough, you see a rewind of your life

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But if you press the brake too hard, it’ll break… Sorry for being a disappointment :(

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