61 points

If you don’t know how to drive a truck, please don’t. Just dont.

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Elect me dictator of the world and I will implement my pickup truck and SUV tiered licensing scheme: Before you are allowed to have an F-150 or Escalade, first you must complete a 4 year probationary period of driving, say, a Suzuki Samurai.

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11 points

Fuck, I would LOVE to drive a Samurai!

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No one loves driving a samurai.

A samurai is a jeep for people who can afford little more than a lawn mower.

It rides like you’re in a trash can being pulled by an angry mule.

A Suzuki samurai can get you places, as long as they’re either at least down wind or down hill from where you’re currently at.

You can take the samurai off road but you’ll find the experience of driving on smooth asphalt dangerous enough.

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0 points

Just ban them outright. What’s the point? You want to move things around, get a bus

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12 points

I need an F-350 so I can haul my wife around.

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0 points

IKR? It’s a thing in my city, where they would get those huge trucks just because they look good. Whenever I look inside of the car, it’s always empty with only the driver inside. I fucking hate trucks.

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24 points

This isn’t lack of ability, it’s on purpose. I have had this type explain how clever they are for parking like this to keep other drivers from dinging their truck

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20 points

The eventual key gouge down the side is gonna look great though.

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-4 points

I do this, but in the far end if the lot. Notice how the image is framed so you can’t see where in the lot the truck is.

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4 points

i hope the the negative score let you know that we think it’s shitty even back there

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56 points

US cars are just too tall.

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Too tall, wide, and long. While parking spaces have the same 1985 car standard size.

Most drivers where I live doesn’t even bother to park between lines anymore since you cannot get in/out of your vehicle if everybody park properly.

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By standards I mean cars width back then.

Parking space with vary between two buildings next to each other.

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They are built to accomodate 8 drunk whales lying across.

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-4 points

Have you seen our pot holes?

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8 points

points to a wild lada in eastern europe

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1 point

RtR before it was mainstream

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4 points

Tell me how that Small Government is working out for you.

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3 points

I’m sorry you got so mad at a simple little joke.

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3 points

Small pothole in Kalinigrad:

Micropotholes somewhere in Russia:

Regular pothole:

Bigger than regular pothole:

Well-fed pothole:

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40 points

Looks like an unusually considerate truck owner to me.

“No care in the world” diagonal parking could’ve used 6 parking spots instead of a "mere"4.

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5 points

He doesn’t care enough to maximize his inefficiency. The worst type of asshole.

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33 points

I love parking as close as I can to these people. My car is already scratched and dinged up from random shit over the years.

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9 points

I have an ancient and quirky 4x4, it’s painted with bedliner, and I do the same. It’s narrow enough to fit in a parking space that another vehicle is partially in.

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Eyy, bedliner gang. Both of my 4 wheeled vehicles are bedlinered. Being shiny is for chumps.

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31 points

Haha emotional support truck! Must be tough at times have a micro peen and no cunnilingus skills!

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16 points

“Emotional support truck” lmaooo

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9 points

2023 and we’re still body shaming dick size.

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8 points

The point is less about body shaming and more about shaming the person’s “small dick energy”. Eg the kind of behavior you’d expect from someone who thinks dick size matters a ton and would buy nice things to try and compensate for their lack of size.

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6 points

I still think we need another phrase. It’s the same logic that people (myself included) used to defend using gay as a slur.

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Small dick energy is sorta like ham planet energy. It’s not about body shaming at all because bodies are physical and we’re talking energy.

QED

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👄 I have small dick energy

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Hey as somebody with a small dick I really appreciate your adding that bit in about cunnilingus skills.

I can always go into the slime if I want to get her off

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