You can’t reach the top shelf without a footstool, I can’t reach the bottom shelf without excruciating pain.

We are not the same.

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Yeah I work at an Amazon delivery station, I feel for the super tall dudes who decide to work there and they have to bend down 200 times a day to put a package in a bag

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Why every factory maintenance crew I have ever seen has like 3 tall guys and 3 short guys with no one in-between.

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People of average height:

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I really want to hear more about muffin encryption.

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It’s a secret. I can’t tell you.

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You already violated confidentiality by announcing that every muffin is now encrypted and now you try to keep mum about how it happened. Do you know what that makes you?

A tease.

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A tease.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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I don’t get it, why cant really tall people see shit?

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It’s cloudy up there

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They’re too tall for the bottom shelf.

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Further away from things and have to bend over to see stuff.

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They’re too tall for the bottom of the bowl.

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People who need glasses

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