The only parts that aren’t true is that I have friends coming to sleep over and I’m 34.

I have no friends and I am 38.

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This is exactly my life! Except for friends 😭

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You mean my roommates car
They got me a sweet race car bed last year

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You should ask your roommates to get you a CB radio for Christmas so you can talk to other car beds!

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Mood.

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I don’t have time to play video games 😔.

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I bought Mario Wonder and it’s been sitting on my desk, still wrapped, for two weeks.

Damn…

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I was SOOOooo loking forward to playing “the new Doom”, so I wated… and waited… and waited… and I greew up, found a job, had a kid, and… now I don’t have time to play 😔.

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What are you in highschool? Grow up! /S

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Why the /S? When you grow up you have plenty of time to play video games.

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