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Ah, the Midwest goodbye. Also appropriate is a “whelp, I suppose.”

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I always want to leave but don’t wanna be rude so as soon as the host says “Wh-” I’m up and out the door.

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As a guest I am never this type of problem, as I will usually have done an “Irish goodbye” hours before this point. If I haven’t, my only problem would be not exclaiming out loud “oh thank god” when the host whelps.

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Why wouldn’t people just say, “It’s getting late, this was fun, but I need to sleep so it’s time for everyone else to leave, let’s hang out again next week”?

Why can’t people be simple?

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I just bounce

Even during my own parties or while I have people over. Stay as long as you like, even stay the night if you so desire, but I’m going to my room and passing out at 10pm no matter what, so you do you from that point on. It’s likely I’ll also forget to tell you I’m going to bed

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What would stop a friend from stealth living with you then?

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I have had hosts be this direct, and we all went, “okay,” and left. And came back when invited with no hard feelings. Usually D&D games, but also movie nights.

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Yeah, I normally say “I can’t clog the bathroom with people listening” and that normally works

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4 points

Hahah I love this one. Gonna have to use this sometime.

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I just announce that the orgy is about to start and in less than a minute I’m alone. 😤

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