57 points

According to the TSA frozen water is allowed past so long as it is totally frozen and not slushy and has no water at the bottom of the container. Basically make sure it’s really damn cold before you leave and hope it doesn’t melt on you.

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23 points

Yeah you can do it with any kind of liquid, like soup and shit.

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55 points

Please do not freeze your shit and bring it to the airport.

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I freeze my shit so TSA is too distracted about me bringing my frozen water cooler bottle full of water.

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10 points

“I’m sorry TSA officer, it’s clearly frozen so I can bring it on the plane”

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15 points

Shit is supposed to be a solid, just fyi.

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12 points

I mean, if its too solid it causes problems too.

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1 point

Oh to be young and full of solids again…

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6 points

Any kind of liquid? Like nitroglycerin?

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7 points

Nitroglycerin freezes at 14°C so it’s super convenient

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2 points

you should try! Let us know how it goes.

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3 points

if your shit is liquid, you might have bigger problems

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55 points

She’s right, its a solid

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33 points

She’s technically correct, the best kind of correct.

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This is just a reminder that the rules are not intended to be followed or applied evenly. That’s why none of the people who enforce the rules actually know any of the rules. The specific rules aren’t really relevant to how the system functions. Instead, the concept of rules exists in such systems to justify the arbitrary exercise of power. You could literally show this to a TSA agent and probably half the time it wouldn’t matter.

The whole thing was always theater with the bonus perk of getting folks used to fascism.

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I don’t care about water but the full body scans are dystopian as fuck.

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20 points

You can also take an empty bottle and fill it after passing through security…

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I’ve asked the TSA dudes while going through security this exact question and they confirmed that, yes you can take fully frozen water bottles through security.

You can also just read on their website that, as long as it’s fully frozen when you’re at the security screening, you’re fine. https://www.tsa.gov/travel/security-screening/whatcanibring/items/ice

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