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Considering contractions would be part of the birthing process caused by hormones overall, probably still painful. I donโ€™t think her uterus realizes itโ€™s elastagirl on a hormonal level. Just because you know and can solve the issue doesnโ€™t mean your body stops freaking out

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This is the unfortunate real answer. Itโ€™s likeโ€ฆ Just because you have the ability to move your leg doesnโ€™t mean you can actually move it when youโ€™re having a cramp.

But likeโ€ฆ We donโ€™t want real. We want funny. You rained on our parade with so much placenta.

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Oop

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Are contractions inherently painful just because theyโ€™re contractions though, or is it all the stretching that hurts? Because if itโ€™s the latter, contractions might just feel like a muscle twitch

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โ€œPain during labor is caused by contractions of the muscles of the uterus and by pressure on the cervix. This pain can be felt as strong cramping in the abdomen, groin, and back, as well as an achy feeling.โ€

https://kidshealth.org

The muscles are fully capable of performing the action. The contractions and spasms are the pain, as your body prepares them for what they need to do.

Besides, itโ€™s not actually the uterus that needs to contract, itโ€™s the cervix. And we have no way of knowing if elastagirl has manual control over her cervix. Most women donโ€™t have control over their cervix, hence why these contractions have to happen for childbirth to take place. It could also be risky to the fetus to try to stretch enough to make that happen.

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4 points

That doesnโ€™t disprove the hypothesis, lol

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By that logic, nothing we can say will

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Fwoomp. (Potentially nsfw due to general horniness)

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Yep, she could be a goddes in certain niche kink communities.

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Imagine the money she could make in inflation porn dear lord.

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Mhm, was thinking the same ๐Ÿ˜‚โ€ฆ or belly buldge ๐Ÿ˜‚.

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Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/scKSkfoAiYs

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

Iโ€™m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

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6 points

That animation is super horny

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Youโ€™re not wrong.

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6 points

Sigh

unzips

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They had their kids after going into hiding, so she may have needed to fake the pain and difficulty for the doctors.

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But they did have access to government support. She could have given birth at a secure facility.

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I would assume the overall pain and discomfort would be very intense and would probably interfere with her ability to stretch. She does feel pain, yโ€™know.

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Welp. Gonna close lemme for today. No thanks.

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