Makes just as much sense as any other cult.

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It makes way more sense than the other cults imo. Like, I won’t get disowned by my family if I change my mind, and in an emergency he can nourish me with his noodly appendage.

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he can nourish me with his noodly appendage.

Certainly sounds more appealing than the blood and body of zombie jebus, I will admit.

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I don’t mean to sound cynical, but Pastafarian Is ment to be a joke. named after Rastafarians. People that thought Haile Selassie was the second coming of Christ.

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And…?

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Certified whoosh moment

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Just as valid as any other religion.

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Blasphemous. The great pastawars will lack a lot of sauce

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have you minced your sauce?

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LET US SPILL SAUCE THIS DAY!

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The Abrahamic religions started with a joke. God told Abraham to kill his son and then said it was just a prank, bro.

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That wasn’t the start was. It started when God said " go to the middle of nowhere bro, trust me bro" “If you’re going to make an insult, do it properly.”

  • Mike Wazowski 2001
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The Abrahamic religions began with the Binding of Isaac and Abraham’s “sacrifice” of circumcising himself.

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Time…that I have to dedicate to stroking to imaginary sky god’s ego. Apologizing for my “transgressions” because apparently just admitting to and apologizing for them makes you no longer in trouble for them anymore…because that makes a lot of sense. It’s just real estate in my brain that could be better spent on other things.

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Wildly overdone meme, but the art is honestly pretty cool in this case

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In philosophy, it’s called Pasta’s Wager.

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