Like Biden takes a huge dump on stage or something?
the most cursed thing would be if giant meteor does not come out of nowhere with a stunning upset victory
Bush becomes speaker, trump gets elected, but him and his VP fall down the stairs and die
Return of the Bush presidency
Biden dies, Kamala somehow eeks out a victory but concedes to Trump to heal the nation and because it’s the right thing to do since “she wasn’t the one on the ballot”
2000-style election where Biden wins 270 EVs by the slimmest of margins, only for two Wisconsin blue dog faithless electors to go for Trump. Maximum
Addendum: Trump dies right before taking office and Ramaswamy goes full Liz Truss. Depending on how fast the treat flow runs dry, either electoral politics gets way funnier or a DSA-Libertarian-ZZ Top fan uncles-Underfed soldier coalition achieves true quadpartisanship through pulling a 1989 Romania and subsequently establishing the most fragile junta in recent history
Trump using the word tankie to describe everyone to the left of him would be pretty funny
