Literally either Trump or Biden winning, we’re so fucked either way lmfao

The next GOP debate is just all the candidates acting out The Arisocrats.

Eventually, only Vivek is left after the other candidates have heart attacks. He then proceeds to rap battle Joe Biden at the next debate, clinching his spot as the next president. His inauguration speech is freestyled over a Macklemore beat.

Cornel West gains support in the polls so Biden calls him antisemitic, even after posing with a picture of Azov guys with unblurred swastika patches.

Biden wins the electoral college but not the popular vote