Like Biden takes a huge dump on stage or something?

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It’s gotta be Biden having a stroke live on the last debate stage and Trump making fun of him while it’s happening

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That’d be awesome what are you talking about

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i would laugh so hard that bidens stroke might be fatal for me

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Coupled with the snopes article saying it’s false Biden died from a stroke he died from a lack of blood flow to the brain.

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That’s not curaed that would be hilarious.

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Would they even debate at all?

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“What do you folks think, should I put my wallet in his mouth, it’s a very nice wallet. A Trump wallet, maybe the best, made from real ostrich leather. Very proud hirds rhe ostrich, cant fly but oh they male up for it in other ways if you know what i mean. What do we think, we don’t want sleepy Joe drooling on such a fine wallet do we folks”

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Cursed?

Biden dies, Kamala is president and runs for reelection with DeSantis as a unity party ticket to keep Trump out of office

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Either that or both Biden and Kamala dies and George W. Bush (democrats and republicans have elected him as the speaker of the house) becomes president again.

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🤢

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The DNC actually commits election fraud, and are caught.

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Fuck this might be it. This is both worryingly possible and would be truly cursed.

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Why would they? They’re not doing a primary and they love to lose.

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the fraud is so that they lose

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And pardoned by Trump in exchange for the election which they accept.

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Trump wins but dies the day after, setting off chud militias all over the country

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We saw that with Jan 6 as soon as they’re confronted with the possibility there might be consequences for them personally they all went home within 2 hours.

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Literally either Trump or Biden winning, we’re so fucked either way lmfao

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