I’m trying to improve my breakfest generally, and I heard that these are some of the best of what’s already popular to eat for health. How should these be ate, together or separate?

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You should only mix them during a waxing cresent, otherwise stick to just one. Also you should avoid eggs on tuesday and wednesday unless it’s still before the 10th of the month except in August, there it doesn’t matter.

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And reverse all of this if Mercury is in retrograde.

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What if Mercury is in Gatorade?

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You’re overthinking this. A balanced diet means you eat a variety of nutritious foods, you don’t have to eat it all at once. Oats one morning and eggs the next is fine.

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If I eat extremely healthily on one day then I can eat like shit the rest of the week. That’s science.

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I don’t think oats and eggs interact with each other in any beneficial or disadvantageous way. Just eat what you can when you want.

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If OP explodes from a violent exothermic reaction between oats and eggs, that’s on you!

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Muahahaha you have uncovered my evul plans but it’s too late now!

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asklemmy is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you’re gonna get.

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In nutritional sense it makes zero difference. It really comes down to the average of what your eating over time. If you eat 14k cals on Monday and ~350cals each day the rest of the week it’s the same as eating ~2300 cals a day. Human body is extremely efficient. It will digest everything you put in. This is extreme example but it really just boils down to cals in vs cals out and getting micro nutrients by eating non processed colorful foods

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Thought you wrote 14k cats and was thinking that you had a quirky sense of humour.

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I doubt that even Wilt Chamberlain has eaten that much pussy.

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So I could just spend my Mondays eating, and then just… not… Every other day?

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Yes, actually. You could. I used to hang out on the intermittent fasting subreddit and yes there was a weekly eater. He was trying to lose weight though, I am not sure you can eat one day a week and maintain your weight. Several people only ate every other day too. So like Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday.

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The more you know, I guess

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Yup. That’d be a bit extreme and you’d have to stay hydrated through out the week. Would probably require some electrolytes an some other minerals in the week but eating once a week would be doable

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