If cheese commercials are anything like the old milk commercials, then they’re from the dairy lobby, and they’re just for any old cheese.

They’re probably all owned by Nestle anyway

OP has a fundamental misunderstanding of how ads work

But, Mister Cheese, I’m up to 12 blocks of cheddar a day. I haven’t shat in 3 weeks. I can’t eat any more! Even the Swiss… It’s just more holes for the old cheese to fill!

The answer is to put cheese in the crust. If fucking Papa Johns can do it, Domihoes can.

Or corn. Basically any of the staples of states that gets them electoral college votes.

You say this but the us didnt eat cheese in such quantity until after WW2 where excess milk was turned to cheese and the government not only propped up the industry but also created cheese and milk propaganda.

Bring me your most expensive cheese, stuffed with your second most expensive cheese.