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I mean, how serious are these surveys? I can see myself answering HTML is an STD as a joke.

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24 points

And JS is the cure. Obviously.

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10 points

I got diagnosed with Hyper Transmittable Meat Leprosy 5 years ago… At least I have JavaScript to keep the worst of the symptoms at bay.

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7 points

It’s amazing how one pain can diminish another

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7 points

Take two php and call me in the morning

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21 points

Here’s the original

https://www.science.org/content/article/one-10-americans-thinks-html-sexually-transmitted-disease

According to the Los Angeles Times, the study questioned more than 2300 adults and was conducted by vouchercloud.net, a coupon website that wanted to know how much tech jargon the public knows.

So probably not that serious

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20 points

I don’t know, given the type of people who frequent “coupon websites,” I wouldn’t be that surprised if they were answering seriously.

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7 points

Probably a lot of people clicking whatever just to get their coupons.

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10 points

Probably not a joke but simply people answering multiple choice survey wrong because they don’t know. Most likely answer is that most of those people simply have no clue about html instead

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9 points

Either it is a multiple-choice that the surveyor fucked up and put STD as an option. Or it is an open question and the “one in 10” is legit.

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2 points

It was a 3 option multiple choice according to the original article

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“What is HTML?”

  • A markup language
  • STD
  • I don’t know
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7 points

It was done by a coupons website. 12% of the people thought USB was an European country. 18% that blu-ray is an animal. 15% that software is clothing…

There is no way that people were serious.

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2 points

Soft-wear…

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52 points

Buddy and I had to meet with the school counselor for talking about PHP.

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27 points

That’s fair tho

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19 points

PHP is one hell of a drug.

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7 points

“Son, I need to talk to you about your PHP use. It’s a dangerous thing, and something you don’t want to fall into. I know a few long-time PHP users - they’re sad people, spending most of their time raving about syntax and garbage open source projects.”

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US adults are wild

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11 points

Millions of US adults catch HTML every year. There is no cure or treatment.

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14 points

Just a mild case of HTML but I’d get that CSS checked out …

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I can’t believe that’s recent. I could still see HTML maybe, but my 70+ year old mom knows what an mp3 is.

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