Left the oven on

England have fifty world class fullbacks and yet have no fullbacks at all.

Hopefully not a home invasion/robbery. This is purely my own speculation, but it was my first thought because these things happen when scumbags know the footballer is away (and sometimes happen while they’re home as well, I know).

Newcastle United can confirm that Kieran Trippier has returned home from the England squad due to a need to not play football for a few minutes

Did he get caught cheating again