1 point
Left the oven on
1 point
England have fifty world class fullbacks and yet have no fullbacks at all.
1 point
Hopefully not a home invasion/robbery. This is purely my own speculation, but it was my first thought because these things happen when scumbags know the footballer is away (and sometimes happen while they’re home as well, I know).
1 point
Newcastle United can confirm that Kieran Trippier has returned home from the England squad due to a need to not play football for a few minutes
1 point
Did he get caught cheating again