1 point
Hopefully not a home invasion/robbery. This is purely my own speculation, but it was my first thought because these things happen when scumbags know the footballer is away (and sometimes happen while they’re home as well, I know).
Did he suddenly discover he had his wife’s car keys?
1 point
Realisation that he’s out of his depth
1 point
Did he get caught cheating again
England have fifty world class fullbacks and yet have no fullbacks at all.