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Ooh, I’ve had a terrible idea, let’s make an actual programming language with html-like syntax, that sounds fun and not at all horrifying

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LISP with tags instead of open and close parens.

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XSLT would like to have a word with you. “Arrays” start at 1.

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XML syntax, there’s at least ant scripts. They’re … pretty obnoxious to deal with.

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html + xml + this language = fully tag based stack

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Funny meme, but I don’t think we should gatekeep. HTML is the path to HTML5 and thus JavaScript.

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No. But we do get to hate Java.

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Gods… This happens to me when I say I program in R.

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If you’re hired as a developer and the only tasks you’re getting assigned are HTML, are you a developer?

I think rather than the tools and languages you use, titles should be determined by the kinds of memes you consume.

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coding != programming

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xcuse Shakespeare

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