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If I escape with clown shoes and a pogo stick, are the cops going to chase me in the same manner? Asking for a friend

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There’s really only one way to find out. Be sure to report back to us!

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I’d prefer it. Meet crime where it’s at, you know?

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39 points

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with an E-Bike is a good guy with an E-bike.

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But instead they gave the e-bikes to the police.

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You’re telling me I gotta do the work of stopping all these cops?

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But are fat tire bikes the best option? Or are they chasing bad guys in snow and sand? 😂

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Well, you see, they look cool.

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At least you’ll know that they’re coming! LOL

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Thum-thum-thum-thum-thum

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13 points

There’s a Fast and Furious movie in here somewhere…

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I could get behind that. Me and my… family…

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So I outrun fat cops on bikes with my bike instead of fat cops on foot. Not really a problem since those fucks don’t know how to ride a bike over anything but the flattest straightest roads.

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They’ll just deploy the hose cops.

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So I outrun fat cops

Sure you do

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