I’m honestly hesitant to post this here, but… the absolute ludicrosity compels me. How? How does he have the gall to say something like that? He ought to burst into flames on the spot.
26 points
Well, it has been a political tragedy for him.
56 points
Hmm, I wonder who can stop the war? Maybe the person who started it?
20 points
But then he’d have to assassinate himself for saying he can’t win the war!
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IDK, you could like, fucking, leave?
25 points
16 points
How about a classic “eat shit and die” strategy? I think it’s perfect for the situation at hand, Mr. Cockmuncher.
30 points
“Will no one rid me of this meddlesome myself?”
