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he littorally died

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Are you shore?

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Best pun I’ve heard in months at least. I love this

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You young whippersnappers ppl don’t remember the 90s. Back then you instantly died when touching water.

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Can confirm, I died like twice in the 90s. In the 00s it was only a concussion, in the 10s it was a headache, and nowadays? Well apparently you can even drink it.

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This kills the hominin.

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Dihydrogen monoxide is not to be messed with. Even a tiny amount can prove fatal.

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Sounds pretty much like how my life will turn out.

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Lucky bastard.

I could never afford to die waterfront.

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I’ve got a trust fund. My father invested heavily in knapped flint hand axes and scrapers.

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